He Sees How Much You're Drinking Retro Santa Christmas Graphic T-Shirt & Sweatshirt

Santa has his eye on the eggnog, and this funny design lets everyone know it. A vintage-style Santa Claus with a cheeky shrug and bold red lettering reading "He Sees How Much You're Drinking" brings retro charm to holiday parties. Perfect for anyone who loves Christmas humor and festive drinks.

• Retro Santa Claus artwork with distressed red and black lettering and a playful shrug pose
• Available as a T-shirt or sweatshirt
• Unisex fit, sizes S–5XL
• Great gift for holiday party hosts, Secret Santa swaps, and friends who love funny Christmas drinking shirts

Choose Your Style

Choose your everyday favorite: a classic short-sleeve Tshirt or a cozy crewneck Sweatshirt. Available in Black, Navy, Sand, Sport Grey, and White, with sizes S–5XL.

Tshirt

• Classic unisex fit with short sleeves and a ribbed crew neck.
• Heavy cotton jersey: 100% cotton in Black, Navy, Sand, and White; Sport Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd².
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems.

Sweatshirt

• Classic unisex crewneck with a soft brushed interior.
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester, 8 oz/yd².
• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for a comfortable fit.

Find Your Size

Check the chart for your selected style before ordering. Lay a garment you already own flat and compare its width and length. Width is measured across the chest, not around the body. Measurements are approximate; actual garments may vary.

Tshirt Size Chart

Sweatshirt Size Chart

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry low. If decorated, wash inside out and do not iron directly over the decoration.

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