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Lay a garment you already own flat and compare its width and length. Width is measured across the chest, not around the body. Measurements are approximate; actual garments may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eTshirt Size Chart\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/6801\/9810\/files\/Tshirt-Size-Chart.png?v=1792074871\" alt=\"Tshirt size chart in inches and centimeters, S–5XL; Black, Navy, Sand, Sport Grey, White\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSweatshirt Size Chart\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/6801\/9810\/files\/Sweatshirt-Size-Chart.png?v=1792074879\" alt=\"Sweatshirt size chart in inches and centimeters, S–5XL; Black, Navy, Sand, Sport Grey, White\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors. 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