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Available in Black, Navy, Sand, Sport Grey, and White, with sizes S–5XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTshirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex fit with short sleeves and a ribbed crew neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavy cotton jersey: 100% cotton in Black, Navy, Sand, and White; Sport Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 5.3 oz\/yd².\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle sleeve and bottom hems.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSweatshirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex crewneck with a soft brushed interior.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton and 50% polyester, 8 oz\/yd².\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for a comfortable fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFind Your Size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck the chart for your selected style before ordering. Lay a garment you already own flat and compare its width and length. Width is measured across the chest, not around the body. Measurements are approximate; actual garments may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eTshirt Size Chart\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/6801\/9810\/files\/Tshirt-Size-Chart.png?v=1792074871\" alt=\"Tshirt size chart in inches and centimeters, S–5XL; Black, Navy, Sand, Sport Grey, White\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSweatshirt Size Chart\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/6801\/9810\/files\/Sweatshirt-Size-Chart.png?v=1792074879\" alt=\"Sweatshirt size chart in inches and centimeters, S–5XL; Black, Navy, Sand, Sport Grey, White\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors. 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